About Me

Greetings to any of you who, by random acts of chance, have stumbled across this page. Did you get lost on the information super highway and are refusing to pull over for directions? Well, since you're here at my diner, why don't you have a seat at this table. Would you like regular or decaf? Tea, perhaps? I'll be right back with that...

I've created this blog page to entertain and inform in any way I can. I've been deprived of a creative outlet, hence, "Spending my sunshine in the shade." (It's a visual metaphor. Visualize it, metaphorically speaking) Maybe you'll find something useful, like "Swear like a Mother F-er and other Helpful Tips" - a list of tips to keep yourself from being the victim of a crime, or find amusement in my list of "Banamanda's Brilliant Words of Wisdom" where I twist classic figures of speech to look at them in a new light (FYI --still working on getting these up here so if you can't find them it's because they aren't on here yet).

Although I've lived in the United States all my life, I have been influenced by the U.K. through their entertainment - music, television and movies. It has become part of my personality, humor, and language on a daily basis. If you don't get my jokes, you may not be a fan of British humor (which makes me a little sad inside because they are truly brilliant people - i.e. David Tennant, for example, just to name a few - i.e. one, actually).

I like all forms of entertainment and would love to do it all, if I get the chance (maybe even, mime?). It's possible I may have ADD, but as Mary Catherine's grandmother said, 'if the good Lord gave my granddaughter excess energy, then nobody's taking it away from her!'

P.s. As for you lost souls on the information super highway, I wish you luck on finding your destination and don't forget to enjoy the ride. Drive safely! (or I will tell your mother)