A collection of short skits written by me that take place in the Gryfindor common room, based on characters created by the brilliant J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Awkward Silence
Note: This would have happend pre-book 7, of course.[Harry, Ron, Hermione get out their books to do some homework before going to bed]
Ron: "Hey, can I see what you've got done so far on your Ancient Runes paper?"
[Ron leans closely to look at the paper and accidentally brushes against her shoulder. Ron blushes red]
Ron: "Um, sorry"
Hermione: "Ron, I think we need to talk."
[Ron backs away from her.]
Ron: "Talk about what?"
Hermione: "You should know by now what I mean."
[Ron turns red]
Hermione: "This has been going on long enough."
Ron: "Um, I agree."
[Ron turns redder]
Hermione: "Really? I though you'd be angry with me."
Ron: "No, I'm okay with it, I guess. I kind of saw it coming."
Hermione: "Wow, Ron. You are more mature than I thought."
Ron: "What did you expect me to do?"
[Ron looks offended]
Hermione: "Normally I would think that you'd throw a tantrum. I can't believe you're not complaining that you can't cheat off my papers anymore."
[A long silence ensues]
Ron: "Papers... ah yes, no more cheating. Got it."
[Another long silence]
Hermione: "Well, right then. Good. I'm going to go feed Crookshanks. I'll be back in a minute."
[Hermione goes up to her dormitory]
Harry: [teasing] "I've got the feeling you thought she was talking about something else."
[Ron sinks down in his chair]
Ron: "Shove it, Harry."
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